Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto
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A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside. "No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. "How do I get to the other side?" "Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
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What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

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